Mnemonics

I've noticed that many of my labels (the little words at the bottom of each post - I know you knew, but still...) have only been used once. This seems a very uneconomical practice, so I thought I'd try to boost the numbers of a few by reviving a mnemonics exercise I was taught many years ago. It goes like this. If you want to remember something you should associate it with something else in as kinetic, colourful and, if possible, obscene a way as possible.

Now I'm not going to do this for you. I'm simply going to give you the pairs of words and let you do the associating. Here goes (and I'll start with an easy one):

Borghezio - buttplug
Larry Craig - body snatchers
bars - pottery
circumcision - Paris Hilton
Ratzinger - very dark cave
fatwa - eucharist
heritage - dementia
Rupert Everett - soap

I'll be testing you in the weeks to come. Don't let me down.

A place for everything and everything in its place

Ever thought you'd like to insert George W. somewhere dark and warm and moist? Well now, thanks to Celebrity Butt Plugs, you can. And if you'd rather have Paris Hilton (with assquake battery effect!), or L. Ron Hubbard (with hypno eyes!) thrust snugly up your nether regions, the choice is yours. (Mel Gibson, oddly, has already sold out.) They don't look that comfortable, but comfort isn't everything. Think of the karma. Clench down.

By the way, don't miss the testimonials...

I wonder how long they'll keep us waiting for Eggs. Hey, maybe it'll double up as a holy water douche bag.