Monday, 1 October 2007

Trahison des cler(i)cs

I'd hate to encourage unsubstantiated gossip about the sexual habits of one of the most luminous of our moral beacons, so I'll simply mention in passing that God's ferret, Cardinal Ruini, leading light of the flog-em-and-hang-em school of compassionate catholicism, may have had - or be having - an affair with a male artist whose critical success is not entirely unlinked to his eminent squeeze'

Next thing you know he'll be wearing Prada.


Ms Baroque said...

He probably already is. You never know what's underneath those cassocks.

Charles Lambert said...

What a dreadful thought!