Cute, right? She's Bristol, daughter of vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, and recently outed as seven months pregnant, which means the birth will coincide neatly with the election. He's the prospective father. He's called Levi Johnston, he's also 17, and, according to his MySpace page, he's 'in a relationship', but says 'I don't want kids'. Well, you're clearly not very bright, Levi. People who don't want kids don't fuck the daughter of a gun-totin' pro-lifer running for VP.
Thanks to Joe My God for the photo.