If any of the above conditions do not apply, I suggest you do something more rewarding with your time.
Like waste it on Facebook, for example. I swore I'd not fall into the maws of another over-hyped time-devouring virtual monster (Yes, I did visit Second Life; no, I didn't go back), but Baroque in Hackney lured me in with promises of
Still, I now have 34 friends. Not bad.