A place for everything and everything in its place

Ever thought you'd like to insert George W. somewhere dark and warm and moist? Well now, thanks to Celebrity Butt Plugs, you can. And if you'd rather have Paris Hilton (with assquake battery effect!), or L. Ron Hubbard (with hypno eyes!) thrust snugly up your nether regions, the choice is yours. (Mel Gibson, oddly, has already sold out.) They don't look that comfortable, but comfort isn't everything. Think of the karma. Clench down.

By the way, don't miss the testimonials...

I wonder how long they'll keep us waiting for Eggs. Hey, maybe it'll double up as a holy water douche bag.