The Pentagon was apparently working on a gay bomb, according to this article. A bomb that would release powerful aphrodisiacs, so powerful that previously heterosexual soldiers would drop their guns and dive into each other's camouflage trousers, rip off those sweat-stained green tee-shirts, grind their heaving pecs against... (Calm down, Charles).
And we're complaining?
The wackiest thing about the, er, thinking behind this idea (OK, we are talking Pentagon) is the assumption that the difference between straight men and gay men doesn't lie in the nature of sexual desire but in its quantity. The more there is, the gayer it gets!