Wednesday, 13 June 2007

They can't even bomb straight

The Pentagon was apparently working on a gay bomb, according to this article. A bomb that would release powerful aphrodisiacs, so powerful that previously heterosexual soldiers would drop their guns and dive into each other's camouflage trousers, rip off those sweat-stained green tee-shirts, grind their heaving pecs against... (Calm down, Charles).

And we're complaining?

The wackiest thing about the, er, thinking
behind this idea (OK, we are talking Pentagon) is the assumption that the difference between straight men and gay men doesn't lie in the nature of sexual desire but in its quantity. The more there is, the gayer it gets!

1 comment:

francesco said...

That's the most absurd news in the last months!
We can actually find out a whole series of homophobic assumptions in this "queer" idea