Love is in the air

The transmitters used by Radio Vatican to broadcast its message of eternal love and harmony are apparently so strong that people in the Roman suburb of Ponte Galeria, where the transmitters are sited, can hear Holy Mass when they answer their door phones. Oh yes, and their children appear to have a way above average incidence of tumours too.

So how come the Vatican has just been acquitted of creating dangerous levels of environmental pollution in the area?