I've made it! The GoogleAd up at the moment is a link to David Gest's site. I'm not allowed to tell, or even ask, you to click on it, but I'm sure you'll need no encouragement. Joan Collins was on the Graham Norton Show last night -- yes I'm in England for a few days -- and said that her pew at the Minnelli-Gest wedding were taking bets on how long it would last. Now, of course, he's a star and so all is forgiven but I remember seeing the couple on, yes, Graham Norton soon after their marriage -- well, obviously -- and shivering with the creepiness of it all.
Such is fame.